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She ate HOW many hot dogs? He wore WHAT on his head? Find out in the quiz

By Holly J. Morris
Published July 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM EDT
Count Binface, Miki Sudo, Post Malone
Leon Neal/Getty Images; Leonardo Munoz/AFP via Getty Images; Noam Galai/Getty Images
Count Binface, Miki Sudo, Post Malone

Hey America, sorry we missed your birthday. In the absence of any gift ideas from you — why can you never decide what you want? — we tried to get you a calm presidential election and peaceful transfer of power.

When those didn't qualify for Prime shipping, we chose this Wi-Fi picture frame, pre-loaded with all your favorite memories! It sure was funny when Martha Washington chugged that whole tankard of Cherry Bounce!

Anyway, maybe America can get an 11 out of 11 this week.

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Holly J. Morris works on NPR's Training team. She was an editor at The Washington Post Express, National Geographic and U.S. News and World Report, and a college teacher.