'Dancing with the Stars: All Stars' recap: Are producers making this up as they go?

Kylie Minogue opens the show with her 1987 remake of "The Locomotion." Can you believe that was 25 years ago? Kylie's face can't. Also, her dress is more a shirt. LEGS ARE NOT PANTS. Kylie does come down from the stage onto the dance floor and do a little shimmying herself, because she seems like one of the most fun people on the planet.